May 2013
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Uke: I fucking love you.
Seme: I love fucking you.
wutheringss:
itallwentbarmy:
cutewasteland:
thehuckleberry:
misterchristofelees:
wutheringss:
Horrible hilarious accidental pun in my history exam;
“Henry VIII’s marriage to Catherine Howard was cut short in February 1542”
I am a terrible person
No you’re not a bad person, that’s nothing worth losing your head over.
It was a decent enough pun, but a lack-luster execution.
Nice...
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condommodel:
when people bring up bad choices you made in the past
antst00fs:
I can’t believe the soda company from Hey Arnold bought Tumblr
jaclcfrost:
spike and dimitri are twins
and i don’t know who they’re related to
neither do we
go on
into-the-snogbox:
pingustolemysanity:
imagine-your-fav-character:
Imagine your favorite character barging into your room this moment, grabbing your hand, and taking you with them into their world
Lets be honest though most of us would be dead within a week
But it would be a bloody brilliant week
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lecterer:
you know youve got it bad for a pairing when youre reading sexless domestic fanfiction
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spookmyphallus:
equiuszahhak:
a short film in which 4 teens who think a zombie apocalypse would be “awesum x3 i would kick so much ass” end up in an actual zombie apocalypse and are eaten alive within 2 hours maximum
id watch it
physicalvocalist:
fallen-angel-in-the-tardis:
lembas-and-cram:
concernedresidentofbakerstreet:
rendezvousramen:
addictedtopunsandpizza:
macaronivevo:
jesuschristvevo:
is it data or data
is it route or route
is it caramel or caramel
is it either or either
is it read or read
is it lead or lead
Maybe its Maybelline
I hate how any English speaker knows exactly what’s...
GUYS GUYS REBLOG THIS POST
jojenobrien:
Show Yahoo that we are OKAY with them buying Tumblr as long as they leave the current terms and conditions intact and the enforcement policy.
Aka, the site remains the EXACT same as it was before. Keep Tumblr the same Yahoo and we will stay.
morphingly:
brightredkettle:
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
whoreisawhoreisawinchester:
iguanamouth:
i think its funny how there are some actors who played a role for so long that its almost impossible for me to see them as anything else
and then there are some actors who’ve done so many roles i dont even see them as actors anymore it’s just them as themselves in another movie
and then there are actors who you’re not quite sure what they really...
my sister: It's funny how red, white and blue represent freedom until they're flashing right behind you.
mybigfatredwedding:
How Did You Find That Untagged Post From 11 Months Ago a story of confusion, fear, and general unease
jenthesoprano:
I don’t know how all these teenagers sneak out at night I’m too lazy to even get out of bed
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I just want this to be done and over with already .__.
kipsley:
*raps nervously* don’t be mean to my friends *fumbles with the mic* i’ll kick your ass *starts crying* i’ll kick your ass so hard *breaks down in tears* n-nigga…
dippingswordsinmetaphors:
you know when you listen to a song a whole bunch of times and there is that one line that you never understand and then one day heaven above opens and shines the light and you finally know the words and it’s like an epiphany
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rumbellelyrics:
the-super-sized-mcshizzle-man:
idasida19:
darkdragonn:
ONCE I
ABOVE THE
AND CONFUSION
I understood that reference and I am not even in that fandom
which fandom? there are two
crying this is so perfect
Worst thing i did: enter this fandom
Best thing i did: enter this fandom
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plot twist: tumblr users actually waits to get full information on something before reacting to it, and then acts in a civilized and mature manner
beyonces:
send me unpopular opinions and i can only reply with “agree” or “disagree”
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loulybob:
siegmeyer:
where can i watch the eurovision anime
A SUMMARY: EUROVISION FOR ANYBODY THAT EVER...
bootymistress:
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